Strange Statues

Here are some pictures of some statues/fountains in Nuremberg Germany. I like them because there is nothing particularly graceful or elegant about them. The first one reminds me of what I might look like by December if I keep eating so much chocolate and cakes and pastries and such while I am here.

The second could be me if I show some restraint in my nutritional choices but that isn't particularly comforting either as it appears starving might bring out my violent streak. Not to mention that apparently my boobs will complete the transition into the hideous tube sock variety. Mr X really can't win: fat or frightening. At least it appears that if I'm fat I'll be somewhat happy, right? Hmmm...I'm going to try to find a third and more appealing option.