Worse for the Wear

Since we've been over here for a while we obviously haven't seen much of Mr T. But it turns out that the separation from Mr X has taken a toll on Mr T. He's loosing his hair at a phenomenal rate....what hair he has left he's refused to cut until Mr X returns. (A very sweet gesture, I must say. Plus it will make for a nice comb-over eventually, no?)

Apparently he also has days where he just simply cannot cope and he just throws himself to the floor in a fit, crying for Mr X's return. Poor guy...

As you can also see, his eyes are failing him too and that is tragic really, as he won't even be able to see what Mr X looks like after all this time apart. And then there's the weight gain, oh the weight gain! In an attempt to feel closer to Mr X while he is off running around Europe, Mr T has taken to eating entire jars of Nutella on a regular basis because it's "the peanut butter of Europe!"

So Mr T, if you are reading this, hang in there because Mr X will be back in a few short weeks. Please take comfort in that my friend.