Attention readers! I realize that I have been The World's Most Miserable Blogger lately, and I apologize. In my defense, my life has been a bit hectic - more about that in a few weeks (I have exciting news that I can't divulge just yet...some of you already know so keep it hush hush on here until I give the green light - and no, I'm not pregnant or anything like that.)
Anyway, hopefully I still have a few people reading my blog, or rather devotedly checking my blog in hopes that I might write again. And for you I have created a contest. This contest is a photo caption contest. I am the judge on this one of course. In the comments, just enter your choices for the 3 photos below. (You have to enter a caption for each photo to qualify.) The person with the 3 most clever captions will win a prize. If I don't already have an email for you, leave it in the comments (like abc_home at gmail dot com). I will announce the winner next Friday the 25th (giving people of plenty of time to check my blog, in case they haven't in a while) and then I'll send a prize to the winner and I will post the captions below.
Winner: "On the good ship lollipop! It's a sweet ship to the candy shop!" (make sure you are singing)Honorable Mention: "Come and get it!"
Winner: "Susie realized the repair man was NOT from Maytag when he opened his 'toolbox.' "
Winner: "Susie realized the repair man was NOT from Maytag when he opened his 'toolbox.' "Honorable Mention: "I swear, I saw it around here somewhere."
Winner: "Even if one must make a hasty exit, remember: a winning smile is your best fashion accessory."
Winner: "Even if one must make a hasty exit, remember: a winning smile is your best fashion accessory."
8 comments:
OH CRAP
-MR T
I'm going to have to give these some thought - what a way to start your morning. My beautiful brother in white.
From the Rule Book of Fashion:
#1 As you can see, our model is keeping the most important rule of fashion - no visible panty lines.
#2 All white is always a risk, but when combined with crotchless pants... definetley a no-no.
#3 Even if one must make a hasty exit, remember: a winning smile is your best fashion accessory.
Come and get it!
Hot crotch
Valor in motion
Captions for photos (per your request):
And these go in the order of TOP to BOTTOM (pardon the pun):
#1: 'Do these make my butt look fat?'
#2: 'I swear, I saw it around here somewhere.'
#3: 'Be right back! Gotta run! A little wardrobe malfunction. . .'
#1 "On the good ship lollipop! It's a sweet ship to the candy shop!" (make sure you are singing)
#2 $#($*#(! I ate too many raisenettes! #$*#&*#*!
#3 Is anyone up for a subway double mayonaise tonight? Let me get my bag!
1) Good Humor Man my @$$! Oh wait...
2) And this is why it is never a good idea to visit an alien hotspot. They left me in the scrubs and tore my pants open - all for a good probing.
3) I think I hear the aliens!!!!!!!
i've been trying to come up with something, and i've decided that i'm just trying way too hard on this one. my vote is for adrianne's--the raisinettes really made me laugh.
and, i tried to get kevin in on it, but apparently he's anti-blog.
Post a Comment