Today at work was a little rough. Not only could I not concentrate to save my life, I walked around all morning with zipper unzipped. It was pretty spectacular. Nobody said a thing but they had to have seen because I noticed it finally when I sat down and the front of my pants was gaping open. Black pants on white under-roos? Very inconspicuous.
Later, when my pants were successfully zipped up, I seemed to have trouble zipping my mouth shut. Some of the boys I work with have taken to doing some sort of Ultimate Fighting wrestling class at their gym. It's pretty much all guys. Anyway, one of them walked over to the other and was like, "Hey, are you ready for some guy-on-guy action?" He was referring to heading out for wrestling but it sounded awful. A few moments later another coworker came by and asked the wrestler what they were doing for lunch and the wrestlers responded they were going to get something really tasty to eat (just messing with the guy cuz they were just going to the gym). The uninformed coworker said, "What are you going to eat then." I replied that they were going to "an all you can eat sausage buffet."
Too much for work (or at all probably), I know.
3 comments:
Ouch! Yep, bad zip day. How come? Trying to concentrate, but I have a yowler! I can't believe it! It just happened. Mouth trouble I guess.
Very clever comeback, girl! I'm PROUD of you!
What you said to that co-worker definitely made up for your zipper malfunction earlier!!!
At least you were just wearing the white underoos and not something totally random like Superman. Seriously, the zipper is nothing compared to a rip in the seat. Who on earth has that happened to lately??? ;)
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