I self-medicated with cookies tonight. After downing an unmentionable amount of them I am left feeling chunky, weak-willed and nauseous. Damned cookies.
It's nearly 2 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning and I am still working. Normally I'd be partying like a rock star on any other Friday night at this time (and by partying like a rock star I mean sleeping). But unfortunately I own things and have a need for creature comforts like a house and pretty clothes, therefore I must do the responsible thing and bring home some bacon.
Arrrghghg! Why won't my processes finish already so I can go to bed? Good grief! Mr X is probably going to creep downstairs in the morning to find me in the office, face smashed on a very drooly keyboard with fuzzy tartar encrusted teeth, rotten cookie breath and greenish-purple bags taking up residence under my sleep-encrusted eyes. I have no doubt that he will, at the site of me in all my glory, be overcome with desire for me and..... Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I think my lack of sleep is making me delusional so I should quit writing now.
It's no wonder I self-medicate with cookies.
6 comments:
funny-i had those same cookies last night as well--but i was comfortably relaxing on the couch watching basketball into the night, with the crumbs just dropping into my wanna-be cleavage. no keyboard.
Hey, what kind of cookies! Yummy. Did you get your work done? By the way, love that picture of your singing in the rain.
I self medicate/indulge with Red Vines. It creates a fantastic pink, waxy film on your back teeth after about half the bag.
Ahhh. . . the cookie medication made me laugh out loud. (I have been known to indulge myself in this practice a time or two myself)
I also enjoy medicating with dark chocolate, peanut and almond M&Ms.
(that's when you really want to go hardcore!)
They were oatmeal [excessive] chocolate chip cookies and yes, I got my work done.
I'm loving the image of you with pink waxy molars Nicole.
I'm glad to hear I'm not the only lady out there self-medicating this way. Thanks everybody!
I laughed myself silly. Not silly enough to share my "cookie" moments. However, I found it most comforting. Loved all the comments, too.
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