My coworker walked in at 8:15 this morning polishing off a bottle of regular Dr. Pepper. Who drinks that stuff at 8am? What about milk? Water? If you need some caffeine because you stayed up late boozing (just an educated guess) and can't function without some precious caffeine, what about tea or coffee? (I'm not condoning the use of those even though it sounds like it...) Aren't those more appropriately morning friendly?
Oh, he just polished off his last swig of Dr. Pepper while swallowing several hundred milligrams of ibuprofen. I think that combo on an empty stomach early in the morning would give me a stomach ache. But that's just me. To each their own, I suppose.
******About 10 minutes later******
Now Mr Dr Pepper has begun his morning ritual of belching, undoubtedly caused by his morning beverage of choice. *sigh*
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